As you sink down to the murky depths, A shark grabs you by the neck, And chomps you up in one big gulp, And turns you into mushy pulp, As you squelch in its stomach juices, You think this scenario is quite elusive, But actually this isn’t rare, Cause this shark he doesn’t care, “I like to eat people everyday”, Says the shark in a repulsive way, So watch your back on the ocean blue, Because his next victim could be you.