Hey, you Hooman,
Don't look at me that way
I am not gonna stay
Give me my food
And I will be on my way
I see you, and I come in
If I like, I start purrin'
For a belly rub I roll on
thus, I make you my pawn
I lick and scratch for my good
You find it to be so cute
You start talking like a baby
I think you are a fool and crazy
I am my own queen
I always keep myself clean
Don't be such a smug
I am the cutest thug
You think I may not care
My love is for the rare
When I decide to show
Then only you will know
I teach you to be you
Plenty of stories in every mew
Listen closely for your sake
Be yourself and don't be a fake....