***** Back Up!

(Poem by Serenus)



***** back up off of me

Give me room to breathe

You are invading my personal space

I don’t even have room to sneeze



Literally!

Right now if I sneezed

The snot would bounce off of you

And plop on to me

Mixing your germs and my germs

It would create a new disease



Annoyingitis would be its name

And I’d be its only victim  

Being annoyed to death

Would be its only symptom



Stop asking ******* questions

I don’t care- do you understand?

Please stop clinging on to me

There is no chance

Of me being your man!



I’m not sure if you like me-

Or is being and attention *****

A part of your personality?

But either way-

I don’t find it appealing

-Excuse the brutality



I don’t mean to be a ****

And I don’t mean to be mean

But ***** back up

And let me breathe!