We don't beat hate with hatred, you know. You just corral them with contempt, get their defenses up, their bile flying. Let folk feel beleaguered and defined and you strengthen them tenfold. Look at the ****** church, for Christ's sake.
They can't all be bad. They just can't. There must be plenty decent folk rocking themselves in darkened rooms disgusted at the devastation their party has wrought on the country. Looking for a way to save some face.
So here we are. A national holiday, an amnesty on regrettable social views and rampant self-interest - Hell, we've all helped out our pals when we could. Go find a decent Tory. Open your heart. Leave your partisan badges behind.
In gentle, soothing tones, explain, "Your party's ******, mate. They have no plan. You really don't want to be with them when the dust clears. If you keep voting for them, you're an enabler - it's like handing a bottle of meths to an alkie."
They don't need to join your party. They don't need to change their views on anything important. On national Turn a Tory Day, all we ask is that they stop voting for these dangerous morons so they can get to **** out of the national consciousness and let the rest of us clear up their mess.