I'm going to cut your face in half (you'll never know what hit you) It'll happen when you least expect it (you can try to pretend you knew) It could happen in the bedroom (soft beds aren't so comfortable after all) It could happen in the kitchen (the warmth can cause mood swings) It could happen in the library (all that knowledge can never help you) I'm going to tear your heart out (and there's nothing you can do to stop me)