Purple is my favorite color
But I hate plum,
New Brunswick skies appear so ugly
But they are good for telling the weather

I wish you would stop cleaning your stupid boat
Which think what you want
But it’s not really a yacht,
At least Girj says so

I believe it’s important to get *****
Like how the stray kittens in my backyard play
As I smoke stoags and light bowls
In my stoop kid fashion kind of way

And I really wouldn’t mind having a coke with
Frank O’Hara
Or a beer with Charles Bukowski,
In fact I think I’d enjoy it

But everyone has their secrets
I tend to buy mine at Kohl’s;
And I hope you realize
This happens to be my life poured into a paper cup

Just incase you get thirsty
While you’re cleaning your stupid boat