Gong to school in ***** I learned what Sodomites do; like a Sodomite CPA I tally taboos, perversions & unnatural lusts; it's a living but I don't enough to do all that stuff; go figure, my wife & daughters go out every night but I have to work at the city gate tallying animals & boy children to be *****; my job is boring so I drink; my uncle Abe sent these two weird guys over & they scared the **** out of everywhere; now we're stuck in a ******* cave in the middle of ******* nowhere; homeless but we've still got liquor; my wife died back in *****; I overheard my slutty teenagers say they were going to get me drunk & **** me for my seed; hehe; those girls don't know what they're in for