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noun: paean; plural noun: paeans; a song of praise or triumph
to the one true goddess of all things in every dimension; shimmering duplicate sisters; that expresses enthusiastic praise
for her triumphs over all the worlds;
Medusa discovers the darkest star
& champions right over all w/
her mighty wooden instruments of time
synonyms: song of praise, hymn,
alleluia; Origin late 16th century:
via Latin from Greek paian ‘hymn
of thanksgiving to Apollo but most especially Apollo's
nine consorts the Divine Muses’ invoked
by the name Paian or Pain, originally the
Homeric name for the physician
of the gods before being superceded by
the semi-divine physician Asclepius son of
Apollo, whose mother was the mortal
Koronis who nevertheless was granddaughter
of Titans; from Thessaly abandoning
her newborn child to be raised
by a dog & a goat to be found by the muses
to have healing gifts brought forth from his
belly of knowledge of unknown things;
the mother goat feeding the child everything
he could digest; dog father teaching
the boy to sniff out the truth with his snout;
eating garbage & smelling **** makes Asclepius
the perfect lover for a fat girl; he could
find her ****** & eat her fat sacred ***;
noun muse plural noun:
Muses; plural noun: muses
1.
(in Greek and Roman mythology) each of nine goddesses:
Calliope, Clio, Erato, Euterpe, Melpomene,
Polyhymnia & Tersichore, who are the daughters
of Zeus and Mnemosyne, who preside
over the arts and sciences.
synonyms: inspiration, creative influence,
stimulus; formal afflatus "the poet's muse"
2.
a person or personified force who is the source
of inspiration for a creative artist.
synonyms: inspiration, creative influence,
stimulus; formal afflatus "the poet's muse"
Origin late Middle English: from Old French,
or from Latin musa, from Greek mousa.
3.
There are several times when the inference
in annals of Greek mythology is to that of a prominent
the **** named Koronis (Κορωνίς, -ίδος "crow" or "raven")
These include: Koronis, one of the Hyades.
Koronis, daughter of King Joronaeus
of Phocis who fled from Poseidon
and was changed into a crow by Athena.
Koronis, a Maenad who was ***** by Butes of
Thrace. Dionysus made the offender throw
himself down a well then ****** her himself.
Koronis, daughter of Phlegyas, King of the
Lapiths, was yet another one of Apollo's lovers.
While Apollo was away, Koronis, already
pregnant with Asclepius, slept with Ischys,
son of Elatus. A white raven which Apollo
had left to guard her informed him of the affair
and Apollo, enraged that the bird
had not pecked out Ischys' eyes as soon
as he approached Koronis, flung a curse upon
it so furious that it scorched its feathers,
which is why all ravens are black from this
we can suppose that the nagging, gossipy
***** was raven-haired who only got laid
b/c she opened her legs for nearly anyone;
but anyone who ****** her then proceeded
to try to get as far away from her as possible;
some saying that guy jumped into the well
voluntarily having been discovered by Dionysus
******* one of his ugly Maenad groupies;
Apollo paid his sister, Artemis, to ****
Koronis because he could not bring himself to do it
as the loose ***** was now his babymama.
(Athena would've done it for free,
just to show the **** the right side
of Hades to strut her slutty stuff)
Afterward Apollo, feeling dejected,
only regained his presence of mind when
Koronis' body was already aflame on a
funeral pyre. Upon a sign from Apollo,
Hermes cut the unborn child out of her womb
and gave it to the centaur Chiron to raise.
Hermes then brought her soul to Tartarus;
Koronis, then became one of the sacrificial
victims of Minotaur despite the Minotaur's
lust for ****** youth he'd heard so much
about the **** from Thessaly that he let her slip
in w/ the group & when the
blonde headed morons were smacking
into walls & stumbling through blind
corridors ol' Min was gettin' hisself a'li'l
sum'in sum'in ;
Dionysus telling him she was a thirsty *****
but **** ugly; the Minotaur didn't care about that;
he ****** her then threw her out of the
maze w/ some cheap jewelry
& got back to his plump virgins.
Koronis was such a renowned **** that a vessel
with raised ends, like a giant crescent canoe
was named for her cuz her **** was so wide
& here her son was a famous doctor
4.
poor Asclepius confessed to his therapist Dionysus,
(/daɪ.əˈnaɪsəs/; Greek: Διόνυσος Dionysos)
is the god of the grape harvest, wine making
and wine, of ritual madness, fertility, theater
and religious ecstasy in ancient Greek religion and myth;
that it was ******* him when his friends
came down w/ STD's & he knew when he asked
how they got it they'd say 'from ur mother'.
5.
his sisters were the muses & his mother was a
low-rent slattern that nevertheless ran w/ high-brow
company; they'd call her a gold digger if she were
digging for anything; she was wealthy but her
son wanted nothing to w/ her despite his sisters
imploring him to reconcile w/ her; Asclepius
joined Jason's Argonauts instead,
Dionysus telling him he needed to get away for
a while as he was obviously troubled by all this