I've heard every line in the book, Sweet talkers and liars From both sides of the tracks. I can tell without looking, I can smell the lies on them. But there is no lying in your lines. You lighten the weight of the world with your words. If I could do for you what you do for me, I'd do it for all eternity, But I'm not eloquent like you. I spent more time getting into trouble Than learning in school. Before you, It took two glasses of wine For me to loosen up. Another cup to get me ready for bed. I used to wake up with wine on my breath, But what you do is so much better Than three glasses of wine. You are three glasses of wine, Al Green on the stereo Capable hands working the kinks out of my shoulders, And A warm mouth delivering kisses to my neck. You are a miracle worker, Because you never fail to make me smile.