She’s using the word smooth like it’s a venereal disease Says I have too much of it Doesn’t want to catch it Says I’m too rehearsed Too programmed Too automatic response Wants to hear a genuine thought from me Like every 90s rom com from my childhood wasn’t a lecture in a class I was taking on this very moment in this very bar I mean what else was I supposed to do when you fell into my lap after tripping over a bar stool I was just supposed to let you walk away without comment I was just supposed to say bye I some how wasn’t supposed to ask you if that fall from heaven hurt? I mean don’t be ridiculous