I wish my wife looked like Raquel Welch;
I can dream of the drunken lady in the hall
she wishes her husband had the class of Cary
Grant & the savvy of Bogart; rich boy playing
tough gangster; I wish my wife lounged around
like Ava Gardner or Lauren Bacall beautiful
women w/liquor breath slay me; smoking
luckies green w/ blood red lips @17;
she wishes her husband was as funny as Woody
Allen but not as weird as Robert Crumb; we all
say that about our daughters but only Donald
Trump got drunk & stumbled into Ivanka's
room; late one night at Mar-a-Lago the roof
came off & the aliens came down; married
life is always the same unless ur wife gets a
black eye she can't explain; married life is
lame unless ur wife is Zsa Zsa Gabor or idk
George Clooney; idk who is least likely to wed
at the wedding even fat Katy is getting engaged