if straining to **** might make
ur brain explode take stool softeners...
there's a very poetic phrase for u;
stool softener..it's like fabric softener..
not the hard wooden ones u sit on;
why do they even make those *******
things, but a soft stool; why doesn't
someone make a soft stool? those
modern metal bucket ones **** & no
one has those, mostly b/c they ****