While waiting for my MRI And nervous, I will not deny, The techies then guessed That a music request Might calm me, so I did comply.
I naturally chose rock & roll Since being absorbed was my goal. With my eyes tightly closed All the words, I supposed, Would keep butterflies under control.
So the clanging began, as it must But the music helped, as we’d discussed Though the very first song Made my panic prolong – Queen’s “Another One (me!) Bites the Dust.”