There is a Spoon in my room
Did I forget to bring it back to the kitchen?
Did I eat ice cream?
Maybe I drank tea?
Or did I eat soup?
All I know is that there is a Spoon in my room

In my room there is a Spoon
Maybe my friend left it there
Is the spoon the coming apocalypse?
It might be a sign that have marked me for death
Or perhaps the symbol of an ancient *** cult
All I know is that there is a Spoon in my room

In my room a Spoon there is
A spoon was placed in my room by the CIA
The Illuminati uses it to look at my Legos
And aliens use it as a starting point for the invasion of earth
Or maybe Jesus will use it to crucify me
Well all I know is that there is a Spoon in my room