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Patti Masterman-Heterodynemind
Poems
Mar 2010
Snow White Had a Pain
Snow White had a pain one day,
She called for the court physician.
He checked her pulse, he felt her head
Said she had a strange condition.
Told her to eat some apples wild
And come back the very next day.
Then found that she must be with child;
For how long, he couldn't say.
Snow White had no rememberance
Of ever laying down with a man;
But her child bore a slight resemblance
To a motley forest band.
Seven dwarves had lived in a place
Right at the edge of town;
Rumors flew it was a disgrace
Which Snow White would never live down.
But then someone remembered a chap
Name of Johnny Appleseed, came through
Said he put some seed right in Snow's lap-
Just before her belly grew.
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