Now that my Parents are dead, I guess it's okay To tell what they did To me as a babe.
They tore off my limbs And they dug me a grave, Cuz I said that I would But I didn't behave.
They split up the parts And dug up a ditch In six different yards So I couldn't restitch.
They should've guessed I couldn't stay In eternal rest For more than a day.
My hands dug in the dirt To find one another, My feet kicked in the clay To be with each other Once again, to start it all over.
I reassembled Under the moon And slowly ambled Up to my room With all my stuffed animals Waiting to be told What they should do.
I told them my plan To get my payback, First we'd get Sam And then we'd attack His pretty wife Jan.
My lion Simba Clawed out their eyes, My polar bear Nimbus Bit into their thighs And tore off their legs Like they had done mine.
My giraffe Mr. Skeep Wrapped his neck around theirs And put them to sleep By stealing their air.
My job complete, I walked down the stairs, Got something to eat Then split apart, Said bye to my feet, And went back to the dark Under the streets That my lovely parents Intended for me.