I have always been absentminded and semi-organized, a mistress of the incessant and cluttered, a keeper of legends and a maker of myths
I scrawl my lists on the back of bill-stuffed envelopes, chuck pill sleeves and prescriptions into the china drawer, systematically rotate unstapled papers so I know the order of stories
There are impressions on my chopping block from the times I've abused vegetables while pretending to sever the heads' of my enemies or cut their carrot fingers clean in half
I do my thinking in the bath, lay flat in the womb of water and watch my ideas get ****** down the drain
It's insane to save 'the good ones' for rainy days; if there's anything I've learned, it's that those who make blanket statements have nothing else to say.