I've decided that I
Hate
My
History teacher

His name is
Mr. Bernstein.

I hate him.

Why,
Might you ask,
Do you hate your history teacher?

I hate him
Because
He
Took
Off
Points
From my
HISTORY
Test

Because of my handwriting.

And thus,
I hate him.

Your 'y's,
He said,
They look like 'g's
And so he read
Mainly
As
Mainlg.

And I was
Marked
Down.

And remember,
Folks.
This is a
HISTORY
Test,
Not a
CALLIGRAPHY
Test.

There
Ought
To
Be
A
Law,
There ought to!