disco saved the girls virginity
by surrounding them w/ perfumed
gays in high-heels & makeup;
drag queens & *** hags
filling the pulsating dance floor
like a dream prom on the moon;
heavy metal bred punk & proto-
nazis; girls getting ***** in the pit
in torn fishnets & kicker boots;
we used to fight over such stupid things
as Bee Gees versus Led Zepplin;
Wendy O versus Donna Summer
whatever, Kool & the Gang versus
KISS...I can't believe we thought
about **** like this;
I was a metalhead; I hated disco;
disco was for girls then along came
riot grrrls & heavy metal seemed sexist,
patriarchal, not rebellious; women
became fast folkies & lesbians &
******* weird; guys disappeared from
my life of all women all the time;
guys ******. I had already been drinking
too much looking to get wasted &
got dragged to a Halloween party
where this *** kid comes in dressed
as a valedictorian w/ mortar board
& gown & gets in my face calling me
a homophobe cuz I said he was ugly
for a girl but cute for a guy;
this little *** don't know me
so I drag his *** into the nearest
bathroom & tongue him down &
***** the **** out of him;
that shut his stupid *** right up