I wouldn't trade u for all the good ***** in the world

I was never afraid to look u in the eye
& take ur clothes off w/ them; I was
never afraid to look at ur ****;
never afraid to look at ur ****;
I was never afraid to punch & kick u
or lick u in the alley on a rainy night;
thunder rumbling for twenty years in star
systems light years away and getting further
I was never afraid to sniff ur smoky pits or eat u
before u showered on during ur ******;
I was never afraid period; get what I did there
come back home to me; I called the SPCA
cuz my ***** ran away; now she's on late
night tv; so so sad; I listen to Christian radio
never afraid to ******* at the same time;
Jesus is watching! Hey, Jesus, watch this;
Ode to my Satanic gf; no one is innocent
at an execution & by extension we are all guilty
of delivering the cocktail; of pulling the switch;
of dropping the hatchet on the one w/ long blonde hair
the one who wears a monocle & never shaves
down there so she's hairy as a bear & I truly
swear she makes the best apple pie
& wears the worst perfume; it smells like a
19th century factory where the furnaces are
stoked with dead children & immigrant girls