If Jesus had no **** he
may as well have been Gumby
crucified on Popsicle sticks;
Pokey denying him three times;
if u believe in the body of
Jesus u have to believe his
**** was a thing; Jesus wasn't
a eunich or was he? I don't
think he'd have the same
charisma if he couldn't get
a *****; did MIchaelangelo
& de Vinci depict Magdalene
tea-bagging the lord's holy
hard-on alfresco in a fresco;
I don't believe in Gumby Jesus
when the well-hung Jewish
Jesus is just as implausible