Pretty brown shit smeared on the floor
Birthed an enigma of the unknown,
Crapped a lot of questions to go unanswered
Leaving me found dumb with no culprit in sight
But he left me his smell.
Oh and it smelled profusely
When the dog came in and with one lick
Wiped it up, his eyes full of fecal flavor
And I, repulsed, upchucked my meal,
Sat back and watched him eat that with pleasure too.