When in Spain, it's been exclaimed
the rich Corinthian leather
While on the Isle of Man, I understand
the castles fare well, the weather
When visiting France, keep on your pants
the ladies don't shave body hair
They bathe when they can, but I'll tell ya man
I've heard that it smells like a bear
When in Venice, don't be a menace
the ladies prefer their men wise
Pastas' the treat, everyone eats
increasing in girth, and in size
When in the channel, never wear flannel
and best leave a Welshman alone
In the country of green, don't let it be seen
that your kissin the blarney stone
Jump on a train, and then you can claim
you're a traveling motherfucker
Europe's a gas, cuz there they have class
but don't get played, for a sucker