Bring me up to Number Five Remind me that I’m still alive Right now I’m really not feeling too hot ‘Cause 1, 2, 3, and 4 is all that I’ve got
One, One, It can still be done Two, Two, I ******* hate you Three, Three, come back to me Four, Four, life is a chore Five, Five, I’ll never see Five No matter how ******* hard I try
So bring me up to Number Five Remind me that I’m still alive Right now I’m really not feeling too hot ‘Cause 1, 2, 3, and 4 is all that I’ve got