Bring me up to Number Five
Remind me that I’m still alive
Right now I’m really not feeling too hot
‘Cause 1, 2, 3, and 4 is all that I’ve got

One, One, It can still be done
Two, Two, I ******* hate you
Three, Three, come back to me
Four, Four, life is a chore
Five, Five, I’ll never see Five
No matter how ******* hard I try

So bring me up to Number Five
Remind me that I’m still alive
Right now I’m really not feeling too hot
‘Cause 1, 2, 3, and 4 is all that I’ve got