Does he provide the rope when you feel like hanging around? Does he provide the gun when you possess the urge to bring things to the ground? Does he provide the overwhelming sense of greed when you're feeling particularly opportunistic? When arguments get heated does he make you feel sadistic?
I don't think he does, But I think he would if he could. Furthermore, I think that if he were me And I were him, We'd make the lights go dim And hum hymns in rooms A-dangle with severed limbs. We'd open the window And turn on a fan So that they'd all dance Happenstance.
I think to myself, What Would Satan Do? When I'm asked ever so kindly To hold open a door or Fetch a pale of water for Grandma. Would he slam the door shut on her face Or would he hold it open only to close it behind us So that no one in the other room can watch What we're about to do to her. A curious creature, this Satan fellow. I wonder if he's available for Birthday parties...