Turns out you were fake Yeah, I can deal with that But the thing that really ticks me off Was that I let you get away With being a ****, a huge ******* You’re a huge femme You spent too much time in the gym When we first met I could’ve sworn you were into him You cared more about what they thought Then how your actions made me feel You’re kind of a ****** Not even, that’s too kind You wear body splash You’re mind is pretty vacant If you weren’t under your mother’s roof You’d be another SF vagrant Now you’re with another girl I hope she gives bad head By the way, Just so you know, You weren’t that great in bed (That's right, I faked it)