To the boy in my German class who critizised me for picking a male name instead of a female one.
I wonder how your head will **** When you see your best friend Joey Become Johanna
I wonder how your jaw will drop When you see your son Beg to be bought a dress
I wonder how your ears will suffer When your daughter Shows up at your home with her girlfriend
I wonder if you will care You called me crazy My name is Dirk
My name is Gender Roles If you are born a female I come with Flowers
I come with Barbies and pink accessories I come with pink kitchen sets and doll hair brushes and fake makeup
I come with pink I come with pink I come with pink I come with pink
I come in fusha I come in burgandy I come in lilac I come in white
For the added package I come with liposuction and days without food
I come with too tight clothes and more labels than you can count I come with kitchen jokes
I come with being judged if you had *** or Haven't
But wait there's more
If you are male I come with toy trucks And remote controls I come with not crying
I come with blue ***** And Sunday football games And rough housing and be a man
Be a man Be a man Be a man Be a man
I come in Testosterone black I come in beaten up blue I come in Grades don't matter green I come in what're you looking at white
For the added package I come with teasing Required gym time Peer preasure Don't cry
I come with straightness And close minded friends I come with video games I come with make the money
Pay for dinner Pay for movies Pay for living Pay for squirming
I come with physical torture
Critizised For having *** or Not having ***
My name is Gender roles and I come in a school room My name is Izzie and I'm alive My name is Christy and I'm crying My name is Dirk and I am satisfied
My name is Gender roles
This requires insight. In my German 1 class we are allowed to pick German names to be called that for the remainder of the year. We had an option of choosing female names and male names. I chose Dirk. (Deerk pronounced)