“They believe everything they read,
but they don’t understand a word of it”

yeah, right . . .

“They say the world was created in six days,
but never worked a day in their lives”

that’s so true . . .

“They say that Earth is the centre of everything,
but they’re at the centre of their own universe”

so I’m told . . .

“They say a lot of things,
but they’re so busy talking that they don’t listen”

guess so . . .

“I’m telling you, Lucifer,
we should’ve stuck with the lizards”

….. and with that God sadly put down the phone.