Country Country music Grates on my ears Making my heart hammer in absolute hatred Country makes me long to go back to the velvety Comfort of grand broadway musicals about a Founding father long gone to go back to the incoherent mumbling of Ariana grande Country music blares from my parents radio in the cramped car Awe drive for the required weekend beach trip Filled with panting dogs and my agitated self so I put on my headphones And blast my musicals at full volume to drown out the devils music And the hateful hammering of my heart turns to a slow joyful thump Until my headphones battery breaths itβs last breath turning them off until I can locate a charger And I am once again left with that oh so hated country the devils music