The Bowl, the Garden, I've played them all Las Vegas in the September Fall Caesars, Stardust, and the Sands Obliging girls the one night stands My face on all the magazines Penthouse keys, stretch limousines ~ Still singing through my autumn years Though the young donβt want to hear My greying hair is touched with blue I sing the old songs, nothing new Though the voice is clear, the pitch still perfect Iβm booked to sing the granny circuit ~ But Iβll never quit the spotlight glare Push me on in my old wheel chair Iβll sing for a dollar or one thin dime Strike up the band, just one more time This ageing idol doesn't give a **** So give me the intro, play it Sam.