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Alan McClure
Poems
Sep 2012
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Ma haimmer stalled midswing,
a foot, yet, frae the nail -
frozen, useless and bizarre.
"Whit the hell?" I gasped,
tryin tae budge it.
I got my shouder ahent it, gie'd it a shove,
but nothin. It just hung there.
Turns oot it wis installin updates.
It's a ****** screwdriver noo,
and that nail hings hauf oot the waw,
grinnin at me.
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