Adam took his little ***** & left the woods taking
Eve his mousy Ardipithecus Ramidus wife
w/ him; Lilith watching them go from a volcano
top summoned Satan out of his hole & they  
moved to ***** got married raised okay kids;
Lot was drunk again staggering up the street
blind not knowing which way was homeward;
wandered into a gay bar yet again, strangely
every night after work; the two agents arrived
unannounced in an unmarked chariot, seizing the drunk
by the tunic collar, 'u lot,' said agent A;
'yeh, I'm Lot' says the drunk shaking his head
to clear his double-vision; the agents identical;
'No. I mean u lot stink on ******* ice' the agent spat
& dragged Lot home to his cheating Margarita
swilling wife & ***** twin daughters; it wasn't long
before the street erupted as Lot's friends from the bar came
wondering who this pair of nattily tailored blonds
were; pounding at Lot's door yelling for lot
to bring them out so they could 'know' them;
Lot thinking it best to appease the queens
peeked his head out & told his buddies they could
have his mannish daughters who had never
been sodomized & so were **** virgins as best he knew;
the now angry Sodomites weren't having it,
grumbling who wants Lot's ugly **** daughters;
Agent Z taking Lot by the scruff pulled him inside;
'That ain't happening', said Z getting by the door,
'Ready' he said & flinging it open the both Agents
unleashed a light so bright it staggered the Sodomite mob
& set them clutching their eyes burning & blind,
blood coursing down their faces; Lot was astounded
& wondered what else these two might do;
maybe they would take his useless unattractive
offspring off his hands but the two agents
had bigger planes, 'u'd better split & take the fam.
We've got orders from upstairs to blow
this place & the next town over off the map'