If my cat were a stripper she'd be white & pristine; soft & hairy little miss who jumped on my lap on a hot night in July; claws in my thigh, unforgettable grin; she knew I was bleeding & wriggled her tail from beneath digging in the sharp nails; all the while looking right at me w/ sparkling sapphire eyes & just like that she leapt away & disappeared under the couch where I went in search of her because I was hooked & wanted to play; I got the fresh catnip & feather on a plastic stick w/ tiny tinkling bell; I was on my knees I swear pressing my ear to hear her purr; she seemed frightened when only moments before she had been so bold; was she afraid I would punish her like the guy she lived w/ before; god forbid; she's an angel to me I will love for all time; she knows I am her sugar-daddy until she decides to go next door where a tom lives eating Sheba but no; if my cat were a stripper she would be loyal like a ****** turned housewife; grateful for the warm bed & frequent treats & on occasion take a place in my lap, translucent glint in those feline eyes so unlike every other eye & recall that Saturday night when we didn't know each other except at first sight