The only thing a nuclear warhead is good for is an incoming alien invasion; I mean, seriously, bring it on; the earth can destroy itself over & over, literally blow itself to pieces so **** flies off into space; where are the martians w/ their punk-*** heat rays; they must know we have lasers & flying psychopathic killer-bots; I wonder why they aren't filling the sky like District 9; maybe mr. bug-eyes saw a S.W.A.T. team or riot cops at a riot or a riot or just some crazy ******* with a ******* machine gun & enough ammo to **** everyone in sight; handguns, fists, knives, whatever it takes to go at his fellow man; I'm sure little green ***-probers aren't thinking about setting foot where they'll more than likely get jumped, robbed & horribly murdered; they had to have seen **** Germany & Vietnam & the **** of Nanking thinking, **** those earthlings are crazy sum'*******; cowboys & genocide; slavery & torture, public executions & the glorification of ****** & ****; what's a nuclear warhead after all that; we've got hundreds of them, no, thousands & our fellow earth men have a few hundred too & some we don't know about (wink! wink!); fire away, Queen of Venus, where are you now in ur stylish bouffante & red marabou slippers; the earth can defend itself even w/o satellites; we could light the sky for years but who needs years; any alien force would be blown out of the sky like the Fourth of July, Guy Fawkes & Bastille Day rolled into one; but would that unite humanity; who am we kidding. Let's be realistic