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Hey there, baby!

I got what you need.

You came into my store -

I got what you need.

You bought a stick of gum -

Do you want a soda with that?

You searched for a pair of shoes -

Don't you think these shoes are nice?

You liked a post about Darwin -

Darwin books: Half-off!

You listened to the Rolling Stones -

Try some Jeff Beck - I'm a Genius, I should know

you better than yourself.

You thought about ****** -

I can sell you seventeen ways to get away with it.

You thought about suicide -

Better buy one last pleasure before you go - you won't be needing

that money anyway,

Have you made your final arrangements?

You thought about *** -

I know you did

You typed "re"(demption)

Did you mean "Redbox"?

Here are the new releases.

I got what you need.

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