The Rules

Stand tall, shoulders back
Cross your legs
Play with your hair
Lick your lips
Don't talk too much...
Dress ****, feminine
Don't laugh uproariously
Smell good, feel smooth
Don't argue
argue...but don't try to win
Giggle
Flirt
Have babies
Behave
Be polite
Act ****
Play games, hard to get
Don't phone, don't act eager
Keep secrets
Pray you are pretty enough
Always be a little weaker
All this to give, to be happy, to land a man,
and all he has to do is expect it.