I've never heard a Christian say Adam & Eve
were in love; God created her a helpmate
but she ended up getting him kicked out of
Paradise; personally, I would be ****** but no,
Adam stuck w/ her & had Cain & Abel; now
where were their parents when Cain clobbered
Abel in the field & God (their grandfather)
said "Where is ur brother?" & Cain said,
"Am I my brother's keeper?" so he lied to his
grandfather & got chased out of town before
there was any such thing as a town; now u tell
me whether this story is true or simply horseshit;
the bible is poetry, not good or bad just untrue,
perhaps the oldest fiction in the world compared
to which every other myth is true; I mean
other mythologies don't try so hard so why
should I believe some crazy delusional Jews
living in caves & cultivating hate for the world