******* man
put some humor in your life
put the fun jell on your face
drink a *** of happiness everyonce in a while

All I hear is your sad stories
Woe is me
Woe is the pain of my life
Listen to my sad painful story and be sad with me

Well have you tried,
the bundle of joy down by the creek
the pack of happiness under your bed
It's not a mystery to find a little joy in your life

You broke your leg? They got chairs for that
You got the flu? They got pills for that
You owe the money? They got jobs for that
You feeling sad? They got smiles for that

******* man
put the fun in your life!