Walking fast on the street and trying to pass a stranger that you meet You pace right and he goes left But his left and your right are the same So you turn back the other way And so does he And your paths meet on the same plane, again Or when you meet an acquaintance, An annoyance, Someone you don’t care to keep in your correspondance And you foolishly stop them, make eye contact, And say “Long time, no see, Tim” And both Tim and you know this is small talk; Teeny Tiny talk, Tiny Wincy, terse, torturous talk Teemed to the top with Trying-To-Remember-Times-Together or Things-That-Tim-Likes-To-Do-To-Tie-His-Terrible-Life-Together So you start it with the classic “Jesus, it’s great weather.”