How we Teach our Children Hymns and Carols

“We have seen His star in the east at a 20% discount”

Joy to the world at Canadian Tire
And free shipping until sing of Mary
Amazon roasting on an open fire
And no payments until January

O holy night down at the shopping mall
Adeste fidelis in a traffic jam
I saw three ships in large, medium, and small
O Christmas tree buy a Pajamagram

A new Rolex watch on this silent night -
But park with your packages out of sight