As of the early 21st century,
the ‘*** portrait’ has become
ubiquitous stock on the internet.
Future generations will be able
to tell a lot about our times
by looking directly up our *****.

I have this cute thing I do,
After I’ve been dating a girl
for three months I break her arm---
Isn’t that cute, I make it look like an accident,
but not always---
Sometimes I’ll just snap her wrist---
Dating gets harder as one gets older,
that’s no revelation---
Bill Cosby is a angel now, how about that,
All those Englishmen in heaven
touching him with human hands---
and when we run an ex of mine,
It’s known right away how long we’ve been dating---
Some even brag about it---
like, if her arm isn’t broken
I must not be serious about her---
I dated a girl that was a cutter
and I did nothing to discourage her,
even asked if I could do it to her too---
She said yes and we’d stay up late
cutting into her and *******---
One night she got so drunk I thought she’d bleed out---
I left her there and thought
I’d never hear from her again
But I did, or didn’t or did and didn’t---
We ran into one another by chance one night
and started up hot again---
she was dead inside but didn’t show it right away---
it was the best necro *** I ever had---
With a zombie u can do a lot of things---
My sole regret is not tearing her pantyhose
and ******* her on the wet cobblestone
of the subterranean back-alley---

It seems I’ve been everywhere with everyone
But I’ve been nowhere with anyone---

Medieval leggings the jester’s underwear
and shawl; he has to look like a young girl
to get the job or be ***** by the Arabs
just outside of Jerusalem,
the shy boy leaves by ship---
A spaceship needless to say,
full of extraterrestrial gays.
Man and woman have to eat and **** and smoke,
In case you’ve forgotten---
Circa the early twenty-first century
A quantum pendulum
Swings both ways at once---
A quantum pendulum
Circa early twenty-first century---
Future generations will learn a lot
about themselves by looking up
their own *****---

Often it feels as if the radio is blind
and the television is deaf---
Circa the early twenty-first century,
Let’s hope ur there to receive this message
Spelled out in so many words
that mean the existential absurd---
Just like everything else every day---
Have u ever noticed how much a Catalan
can find out about themselves
by looking up their own ***---
They can even find things out
by looking up someone else’s;
This is called love or proctology, a passing flirtation---
Rococo, Baroque, Neoclassical, Romantic,
Modern, Postmodern, post-postmodern---
It’s an aesthetic pose but it’s up ur ***---
What was latent becomes overt or conscious,
What was hidden in the hand is revealed---
Creatures with two heads and/or three
don’t survive long in the food chain---
Which explains why there isn’t a sizable population
of conjoined twins,
although on another anthropoid planet
this just may be the case---

There is a being that exists in eternity
that is eternity in a dimension
of its own that is itself.