On my way home from a wedding the road was playing tricks on me. I couldn't tell if I was going u p h i l l or just p l a t e a u i n g, never really going anywhere of any particular importance. It was so dark. Miles from streetlights and greenlights and any other kind of lights, I turned my shoulder to yield, but there was no sign of another car to make me slow down. I rolled the windows down and sang a song to you at the top of my lungs because I hate the way I feel when you grab my hand in your passenger seat and my stomach free-falls because of your touch and the fact that you won't be my boyfriend. It's a junior high title, but humor me, I didn't get enough love in my childhood.