You asked me what happened well I think I talked too much. I do that sometimes where I just keep talking and talking and talking and talking and talking about Old Hickory and the mismatched sweaty guy in the Beetle convertible. You were thinking how I had big eyes the whole time I talked and talked so you just said, "yeah, right?" when you should have said "Yeah, he's my favorite president too."
I know there will be a sweet, sweet girl who wants to be a good mother to your children in the near future, but on the inside I wouldn't be much older than our children in that near and terrifying future. Go and find her, meanwhile I know there is a nervous, handsome stranger who enjoys old movies and British literature waiting for me, and that is what is happening now.