I forgot my phone today
no contacts, I'll remember
unmemorized, family numbers
I know exactly where I left it
on the dresser, in the bedroom
don't think, I could be, any dumber
That job offer, may be today
and I'll have missed out
a big gigantic, bummer
The big band, wanting all my lyrics
no response to their calls
I'm sad as hell, couldn't be, any glummer
But most of all, that lady I adore
unable to get a hold of me
and I won't get, that hummer