There was a Mortician I used to know With a chin of whiskers and sallow teeth He didn’t comb his graying tresses “Moonlight commence your drip” muttered he But his hair grew stringier and his ligature looser A man ever dingy with mourning
Shrouded with death was his visage A man of fifty, shriveled like a rose If you spend lifetimes watching milk curdle And leaves stiffen Traces of mortality will wrinkle you the same
Acrid appealed to the Undertaker’s senses Drank black coffee to match his hue Used to cloud lucid skies, he’d wipe out the blue
None spoke to him but the drawing room mirror Listen he didn’t to its clamor of tongues For a reflection’s to blame for receding flesh
Thirty years conducting funerals Built a morose man Quietly he wept Though a furrowed rose cannot Thus his quietus was born