you are to receive a photo taken two to six years before your death.
it will arrive by mail in a white envelope.
if you receive a photo in any other colored envelope, it is a fraud.
in the photo, you will be asleep.
if the photo does not reach you within 30 days from the date of this letter
     don’t let it keep you awake.
     in the event your age does not permit an appropriate reception of mail
you will be referred to one of our many sadder departments.