I do love the  beautiful butterfly between my legs but would gladly give it up for a day
Oh the things I would do to be able to *** at my convenience
Or not have to worry about shaving every last hair
Or if I got turned on, my ***** would be culturally accepted instead of being viewed as ***** if I were a female
If I had a ***** I would make sure I understand that no really means no
If I had a ***** I wouldn't have to walk with my keys in my hand, pepper spray in my bag, or a knife in my pocket
I could openly talk about my genitalia with out it being deemed inappropriate
I wouldn't be viewed as weak or incapable
My paycheck would increase
Just like Freud said, I, a woman, have ***** envy.