My mother told me the other day
she had anal!!
And that she couldn't walk straight.
"I'm a cow girl,
She giggled as she told me this!!
I'm an adult, but hearing it off
your mother is quite a little bit of
cringe.
"Ok a lot of cringe worthy glances"
She laughed as she walked off asking
if we had a soft pillow..
"I was never using that pillow again..