Pretend that you're a poet & sleep beneath beer-stained sheets Pretend that you're a ***** & lay down in the streets Pretend that you're a Buddha & delight in the peace Pretend that you're a preacher & drain them like a leach.
Pretend that you're a soldier & cry when no ones there Pretend that you're a lover & kiss her when shes bare Pretend that you're a housewife & start to make a list Pretend that you're a prisoner & stare into the abyss.
Pretend that you're homeless & and beg beside the road Pretend that you're an alcoholic & wake with guns to load Pretend that you're a poor man & sleep upon the floor Pretend that you're a rich man & you won't have to pretend no more.