what rupert will give us for christmas
by @johnny-georgy-brown
On the first day of Christmas
Old Rupert gave to me
Papers full of right wing bull shit
On the second day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull shit
On the third day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me crappy tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull shit
On the fourth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me high price for comedy channels, crappy tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull shit
On the fifth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, crappy tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull shit
On the sixth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels , crappy tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull shit
On the seventh day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me FOX FOX FOX, copy right enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, crappy tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull shit
On the eighth day of Christmas
Old Rupert gave to me world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, crappy tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull shit
On the ninth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, crappy tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull shit
On the tenth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me problems with channel 10, expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX,copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, crappy tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull shit
On the eleventh day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me lots of canned laughter, problems with channel 10, expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high prices for comedy channels,crappy tabloid journalism, no more free to air systems and papers full of right wing bull shit
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Old Rupert gave to me trying to put a cost on YouTube, lots of canned laughter, problems with channel 10, expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high prices for comedy channels, crappy tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull shit
And that is the pain we suffer under Rupert